revolym asked: I'm considering dying my hair red again. I don't know though.
Customer: *using atm*
Customer: *goes to leave store*
Customer: *looks at me strangely*
Me: I'm sorry.
Me: Why the fuck did I just say that
revolym asked: Hey Alex I love your hair can I have it.
Tonight and tomorrow will be fun. Getting some jäger and redbull and some tequila and limes. Then jack and I are gonna get hammered as fuck.
I bought a pack of like 6 scratch tickets for 10 bucks and every single one of them was a loser fml
Anonymous asked: mary fuck kill one jennifer aniston, clay aiken, and lady gaga
Book Dumbledore: Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
Movie Dumbledore: HARRY POTTER DID YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME INTO THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FUCKING FIRE FROM HELL? DID YOU? HUH?
i just don’t know man. i just don’t know.
h0rrors: weloveyouinglacialways replied to your photo Horses have one purpose in life, and that is to be made into glue.
tyleroakley: pudgiepyro: dadloaf: shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow. Oh my God.
I AINT GOT NO TIME TO SHUCK AND JIVE DESE NIGGAS SWEET AS PUMPKIN PIE
POOR SOPHIA WHAT THE FUCK. Shane you’re a douchebag and need to die like now
my pipe broke omg i am going to cry
If every alcoholic were a pothead, if every crack user were a pothead, if every...– Terence McKenna: Food Of The Gods (via mycatatemycoursework)
I think it’s just time for me to stop trying and see how shit goes then. There is no point in doing all the work here. I’m sick of it.